Hi! I’m Ren Rong. You can call me Ren.

My parents named me after the banyan tree (ficus microcarpa), with hopes that I would grow into a strong and sturdy character. What they didn’t know was that my namesake is strong and sturdy because it is semi-parasitic…

I spend my time deliberating upon various ponderous topics– the future, death, what to wear today, and erratic bowel movements. Some of these transcend into blog posts. Others remain in the web-like obscurity of exons and introns. Most of the time in here, you can expect to find me blabbering on about nothing in particular in the form of textual and visual diarrhoea; though this is probably to make up for my quiet-around-strangers persona offline.

If you haven’t already deduced, I am easily amused by toilet humour, among others.

Colours, butter on baked potatoes, and the newest Discworld novel are some of my favourite things.

This is the Power Ranger transformed robot of my general blog and style journal.