I get called Olive by my parents sometimes, because of my physical similarity to a certain pencil-figured character from Popeye.
I made a point of counting how many times Aless chewed a bite of his pizza yesterday, because I’ve noticed the terrifying pattern where he finishes all six slices of a 6″ pizza when I’m only just done with two slices of the same-sized specimen. I admit I’m one of the slower eaters at the table, but still.
The experiment was a failure, largely because I stated my intent beforehand, and he ended up chewing a lot more, claiming that he had taken a particularly large bite of pizza. I’m still skeptical of that. XD