Snippet of a conversation I had with Ottie:
“There is a washer but no dryer- how am I supposed to dry my clothes?”
“Oh my god you are so spoilt,” I said.
Cue twenty seconds of Ottie making a very good rendition of the internet’s beloved grumpy cat face:
 It came to my attention that my reference to bamboo poles went over the heads of non-Singaporeans. This article succinctly explains it.